Nobody, darnit

I had a rather feverish dream last night about watching Twilight. I haven't seen it yet, though in my dream, I had. It involved flying, which was good; but that was flying with a family of sparkly vampires, which wasn't. Bella had already become a vampire, and was a creepy twelve year old trapping people under an overpass* to sate her new hungers.

*which, I now realize is the single weirdest part of the dream. Overpass? In Forks? WTF?