nonionay | (no subject)

Just got off the bus, where I felt like I was trapped in some bizarre skit. From the back of the bus, I hear this guy who sounds like Chris Rock say, "Hey, is that knit one, purl two? Or something else?" There's a mumbled response from the knitter. "Yeah, I used to crochet when I was a kid. You know, scarves and baby blankets and shit. I got me these nice cobalt knitting needles." Eventually that guy got off and within minutes, another guy, who sounded like the epitome of flaming, started complimenting the guy on his knitting. I swear to god, that kid back there must have been SuperHipster! Surrounded by a magical field that makes anyone within its influence obsessed with knitting!! And possibly turn them into a caricature of themselves. (Actually, all that sounds like a character from Misfits.)