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Jul. 3rd, 2010 12:43 am
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So yeah.
Today I made my first sale ever. Today, I caught my hair on fire.

It's a pro sale, and I'll let everyone know the details when I'm sure I can. Now, I've told myself I can't cut my hair until I sold something. I was telling this to someone at the Clarion party as I was sitting down to recover from the hair-burning thing, and the synchronicity of it all crashed down on me, and I started to cry. Our host kindly took me into a back room to unwind. Music was playing there, and what was it playing? Something entitled "Scorched."

Wait, how did I catch my hair on fire?

So I show up at the Clarion party, take down my hair from its bun, and start talking to people standing in the yard. Suddenly [livejournal.com profile] jackwilliambell starts yelling, and I become aware that my hair is on fire. Jack considers pouring his beer on me, I remember Stop Drop and Roll, and fall to the ground, feeling a little happy that I actually get to use it. Then I sit up on the grass and am the center of attention. Turns out there was a very low tiki torch which I was unaware of.
Still shaking, I told everyone I'd just made my first sale.

I wasn't hurt at all, and quick thinking all around prevented major damage. My skirt is a little holey (but still wearable.) My hoodie has some nasty holes, but I just got a new hoodie yesterday.

My hair... isn't too bad. I've got a LOT of hair, and only the top layer was damaged. It still has length, if slightly less volume. I smell funny. Keffy's calling me a sentient hairdryer.

I shampooed the ends, and dumped a bunch of conditioner in there. I'm still a sentient hairdryer, but a slightly perfumed one.

Truthfully, I needed this to happen. I've tied up a whole lot of my identity in my hair, and I appreciate the reminder that it can all go up in smoke. (ahem) I have enough sense of irony, humility and adventure that I can laugh and appreciate it.

Date: 2010-07-03 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nisi-la.livejournal.com
I was there for the aftermath, and am so glad you were quick to put the flames out by falling on them! Thank you for recovering your self so quickly. Can't wait to hear about the sale.

Date: 2010-07-03 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruralwriter.livejournal.com
I am so sorry about your hair! I am impressed with your ability to remember the stop, drop, and roll technique; I've always wondered if I'd be able to remember that in a time of need.....

But, more importantly, CONGRATULATIONS! I like forward to hearing the details! You are an awesome writer; you'll have many more of these, hopefully with less trauma in the future.

Date: 2010-07-03 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaylake.livejournal.com
Congratulations?

Date: 2010-07-03 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] criada.livejournal.com
Yes, congratulations are in order, thanks! Congrats on the story, and on me not losing all my hair! I'm very, very lucky.

Date: 2010-07-03 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenscholes.livejournal.com
Congratulations and yikes! I'm glad you're okay and delighted to hear about the sale!

Date: 2010-07-03 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plunderpuss.livejournal.com
That's good, because I sure can laugh and appreciate it, too, Barbecue! :D

(Once my shirt caught on fire and I felt the same thing about Stop, Drop, and Roll. I was all "YEAH!" and then someone who must not be named started slapping at the flames with their bare hands and I was like "STOPPIT! I'm doing something here" and completed my dropping and rolling so perfectly I should have been in the Olympics for fire-killing.)

Date: 2010-07-03 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbangs.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)
That's the best "first sale" story I've ever read, I think. Congratulations!

Date: 2010-07-03 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmpriest.livejournal.com
Yay for the sale!
Boo for the hair fire :(

yay! um, yay?

Date: 2010-07-03 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saycestsay.livejournal.com
your "stop drop and roll" was MOST IMPRESSIVE!

And don't forget, you must now make a writerly ritual of burning your hair every time you make a sale.

:) congratulations on the pro sale!

Date: 2010-07-03 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vylar-kaftan.livejournal.com
This is the best first sale story ever.

Date: 2010-07-03 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimvanpelt.livejournal.com
Congratulations! I'm looking forward to the details.

Date: 2010-07-03 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spencimusprime.livejournal.com
Congrats! I like referring to this not as your "first sale," but as your "fire sale."

Date: 2010-07-03 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smallbearcub.livejournal.com
Amazing story. Congratulations, and I'm glad you didn't lose all your hair.

Date: 2010-07-03 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] westrider.livejournal.com
Congratulations! Both on the sale and on remembering your Fire Safety!

Date: 2010-07-03 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awriter.livejournal.com
Oh no! I'm so glad you're all right.

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