God Bless the Easily Amused.

[nonionay]

I've been privatizing old entries on LJ, going over old dramas and whatnot. So in between entries, while waiting for my dial-up to load, I fiddle with the shit on my desk. I just clamped a large octopus clip (vaguely oval-spidery looking thing for holding hair) around the handle of a screwdriver, and POOF! I just created a tank. It's like having my own real-life video game. I can't attack my mouse though. First, the mousepad proteced it, as the octopus tank couldn't cross onto it. Then, I discovered that even when the long screwdriver spear is in reach, the mouse is too short, and the tank just skims over it. Curse you iMac mouse!