Human Remains

[nonionay]

I've got my co-worker's dead father-in-law sitting next to me.
Who knew UPS had a "Human Remains" stamp? Ryan suggests the stamp would make a good t-shirt, and I'm inclined to agree.

Comments

[fenmere.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the name of a Bellingham band.

[jaylake.livejournal.com]

Also would make a nice LJ icon...

[patlandness.livejournal.com]

Would it be appropriate for a "Weekend at Bernie's" reference? I'm just glad I could use the reference.

[paulcarp.livejournal.com]

We've got a Northwest Airlines Cargo "Human Remains" label up in our house. Someone snagged it from Vancouver Airport and thought of us.

[criada.livejournal.com]

I already made it. :-)

[criada.livejournal.com]

Human Remains At Work?

[csinman.livejournal.com]

I need to start killing more people and get them shipped to my house.

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

The best part is, as mangled as the "e" and "a" are, and with the "i" bleeding into the "n," at first glance I read "Human Ramens."

[westrider.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I looked into that, and y'know, Oriental Flavour Ramen doesn't taste anything like that dead Chinese hooker did ;)

I'm awful

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

...were you hungry half an hour later?

Re: I'm awful

[westrider.livejournal.com]

25, actually. She was a skinny thing ;)