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Jan. 11th, 2008 03:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nonionayThis morning I was out of breakfast foods, so I stopped at a bakery on the way to work. This resulted in the following conversation between me and Ryan, my co-worker:
Me: >munch< >munch<
Ryan: I hope they bring in donuts and bagels this morning, I don't have anything for breakfast.
me: >doh< I forgot about the bagels. I <.i> always forget that I could have free breakfast on Fridays. Don't worry, there will be bagels, because I already bought myself breakfast.
Ryan: Yeah, but my not having breakfast will cancel that out.
Me: I don't know, I think the world revolves around me more than you.
Ryan: That's awfully selfish of you.
Me: Selfish? You're getting breakfast out of it!
Ultimately, it turns out that the Universe revolves around Ryan.
Me: >munch< >munch<
Ryan: I hope they bring in donuts and bagels this morning, I don't have anything for breakfast.
me: >doh< I forgot about the bagels. I <.i> always forget that I could have free breakfast on Fridays. Don't worry, there will be bagels, because I already bought myself breakfast.
Ryan: Yeah, but my not having breakfast will cancel that out.
Me: I don't know, I think the world revolves around me more than you.
Ryan: That's awfully selfish of you.
Me: Selfish? You're getting breakfast out of it!
Ultimately, it turns out that the Universe revolves around Ryan.
