Typo of the Day

I'm reading a book on Polygamy, specifically the chapter on Mormon polygamy, and they're talking about weddings:
"In some cases, established wives actively participate in their husband's plural wedding...(which) allows them to make wows to each other."

[EDIT: More confusing word fun: I just saw the headline, "Raver Killed By Bass" and thought it meant the fish.]

Damned Acoustics

There is something about the acoustics of our house that makes certain (not all) noises in Audrey's room sound like they're coming from right in front of me, or to my left. (My desk faces the north wall of the house. The wall between our rooms is east/right of me. )

She's putting up Christmas lights around her room right now.

It sounds like there are things scritching and slithering through my walls.