Hilarious spam, and the LOLcat that wasn't.

I got this from my co-worker:

When Lolcat's fame started to dwindled but he still spent money like water he had to find a new source of income. And like so many other washed up celeberities he turned to hard drugs, sex tapes, talk shows and kidnapping...

...I hope they hasn't hurt my Fume.

-R

(I don't has any pics of my catz here at work to lol for you)

Begin forwarded message:

From:< --------->
Date: August 28, 2008 5:50:05 PM PDT
To: <---------->
Subject: We have hijacked your baby

Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...

We has attached photo of your fume

(attached ZIP file)